i wonder how many people care oh yeah none
i left my iphone on the counter and when i wasn’t looking my dad took a really scary/ ugly/ creepy/ unsettling/ weird picture of himself and set it as my background. i literally screamed when i first saw it and now i just think it’s so funny so i decided that i’m never changing my wallpaper again
literally every time i look at my phone i scream
we’re all like this weird combination of wade and sheen
With a dash of Vicky
And that vacuum that eats all the mother fucking food
i wish some of you lived closer so this could happen
you: *ring ring* hello?
me: hey, it's me. let's go out.
you: okay. where do you want to go?
me: it doesn't matter.
you: i don't understand.
me: my hair actually looks decent today. my outfit is pretty good. i need to go out in the light of day. people need to see me.
you: ...
you: ...
you: i'm on my way.
me: good. i'll see you soon.
